Spice ‘n Sausage Burglar Arrested
In news of the weird, the Fresno Bee does some diligent reporting on a rare burglary involving a sausage and some of Pappy’s Seasoning:
“A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff’s deputies said Saturday.”
This is very similar to an episode of Seinfeld where Kramer basted himself with butter like a Butterball Turkey. In fact, I had to take a look at Pappy’s Choice’s website in hopes of seeing a close up photo of the seasoning rub. No luck (I guess their Marketing department’s either shy or a little slow to make web updates) but thanks to the Google, there’s a better picture than what their own site shows.
The dog ate the weapon, apparently, and the reporter didn’t tell me if it was a Louisiana Hot, Polish Kielbasa, or Chicken Apple. Dang it.